OK, so here's the project I did yesterday and this morning for fun. I like keynote.
It'll be much better, the timing is rubbish, and audio isn't very good, and the graphics are in need of much work, but I'll be away for the next 4 days, so I'm sure the vast community of brummieatsea readers will tear it to pieces by the time I'm back.
(may or may not work. try again if it doesn't. Google video doesn't seem so reliable with this for some reason)