I don't like Mobile Phones.
I was somewhat forced by various parents (well, mine, actually) to take one with me, when I first went off to Doulos, 5 years ago.
Here it is:
I named it "The Abomination".
5 years later, I have conceded that they are somewhat useful. Alas, I dropped it this week. It now only does this:
So it is deceased. Good bye Abomination.